So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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