Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can I color on your dick again?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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