So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
