Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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