how can u be prego again
Do you still have your period?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
