Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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