Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
