I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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