I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
even my farts smell like vagina
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
as a side note pls kill me
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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