You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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