can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
do nipples grow back?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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