I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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