Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
cat food counts as protein by the way
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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