I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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