we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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