I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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