Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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