ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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