Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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