Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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