I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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