Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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