Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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