it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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