problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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