You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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