If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize