On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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