I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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