she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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