I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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