I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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