Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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