Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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