the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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