is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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