I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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