Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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