this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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