I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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