i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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