i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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