yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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