Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im having a threesome with these popsicles
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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