I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
