How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
