Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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