I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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