You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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