fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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