I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm sobbing to NWA
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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