if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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