how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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